[Mockery]

I have a job interview today for some web work. And then I have to take a drug test if they want to hire me. Better start eating the poppy seed bagels.

What's funny is, if I get this job, I won't have time for the video store job that I just started so I'd have to basically go up to them and say, "Hi there. You know all those hours I said I could work? Yeah, well uh... that was all juse a ruse. Bye bye now!"