[Zhukov]

So there's been this Canadian guy stalking me for the past few weeks, calling me up every day, leaving me six text messages a day etc. Just want's to be my friend after his wife broke up with him.

Anyway, I did the polite thing and went to his house to watch the superbowl. I'd never seen a game of American football, but I was not entirely bored out of my mind. I asked what team we were going for, and him and his buddies told me, and then I asked "yeah, but what colour are they?" and everyone laughed like I had told a really funny joke. I didn't learn what team we were going for until a few minuets in. The blue ones.