[elx]

when you get a large scrape on your knee and your mom tells you not to wear a bandage because a scab needs to form you shouldn't listen to her. then when you listen to her anyway you shouldn't wear skinny jeans. you wear skinny jeans for the 12 or so hours of your day and then you go to take them off but you can't, because the scab has grown just as she said it would except it's grown right through the tight denim and your skin has begun to form on and into your jeans. if and when you do finally manage to very painfully get yourself out of said pants, you will have lost a chunk of your knee in the process. and this is why you should not wear pants ever.