Websites are for chumps. Don't be a chump.
My goal in life is to invent a time machine so I can go back in time to when I was a kid and molest myself. I want to see myself wake up and see the look on my face when I see a grown-up version of myself sucking on my own scrotum. That's the kind of thing that would fuck someone up so badly, they would want to invent a time machine so they could go back in time to molest themselves.
Chumps.