[Zhukov]

I think it's impossible, shit was hard enough with eyes. But then again he could have used audio cues to tell certain things, like "rotate the thumb stick in larger and larger clockwise circles, pressing blue, until you hear the beep that signifies you are getting on Epona."

Would have taken YEARS.

"Move 60 degrees at full speed for four seconds, spin attack QUICK QUICK THE FUCKING BATS ARE ALREADY ATTACKING YOU. Fucking hell you got hit, that put you off course by two steps in what we can deduce to be OH FUCK pull back on the stick to aim the bow HURRY FOR FUCKS SAKE shoot SHOOOOOOT!"