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Originally Posted by The Leader
You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down and you see a tortoise, Willie. It's crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Willie?
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i am jealous of the tortoise's fucker of a long lifespan
LIVE 150 YEARS ON YOUR
BACK, MOTHERFUCKER