[Grislygus]

We will use the time-honoredpizzeria tradition of ordering a crappy beer in an ice-cold can so that we can swig it before each bite, cooling our mouths so as to be able to eat the scalding pizza as fast as possible while watching making sure none of those other two-bit f@#%ers get any more slices of pizza than you od, further ensuring that no one gets nearly enough pizza and that you order another one, more beer, and a side of buffalo wings