[Grislygus]

I only just escaped COOS BAY, OREGON, don't bitch to me about local tastes. I didn't have a problem getting along with anyone. I was introduced to UFC! I had fun, because I wasn't mentally bitching about my friends' tastes! I enjoyed it because no one was ACTUALLY watching UFC, it was just something to distract you in the lulls between shenanigans and conversation! I was invited to cage fights in order to film them for individual fighters! They were also fun! A guy got knocked unconscious and lay there for two minutes while the emergency medical staff (a fat lady in a red t-shirt) stood around and wondered what to do! Drunk people kept asking me for technical information about the fights because I had a hat and a video camera! I got along with them! They bought me overpriced beer and intimidated the stupid people who kept getting in my shots! Then they went and told the event staff and THEY helped keep the stupid people out of my way! It was great!

Then all of us and a few of the drunks went to a bar afterward! We played pool! Anything is fun if you aren't a bitchy and unfriendly person!