[mburbank]

Vince, the coffee machine is not your boss, no one believes for an instant you have friends and she'd be more than sorta you're girlfriend if you'd just use a bicycle pump instead of trying to inflate her yourself.

I thought your joke about Jeanine was hysterical though, 'cause see, she's woman, and scrubbing toilets and making steaks are the sorts of things a mook like you think women should spend there time doing. It's almost as funny as your Jew jokes. Oh, wait, they're pretty much exactly the same joke.

Know what? I hate to think of all the porch steps you could have been burning on while trying to tell those jokes.

Cause you're a bag of dog shit.


Get it?