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Originally Posted by Grislygus
I WAS ABOVE THAT, OF COURSE. I WAS OF AN ADVANCED TECHNIQUE. IF YOU QUIETLY OPENED THEIR BACKPACKS IN CLASS YOU COULD STEAL THEIR TREATS AND SWITCH THEM WITH A SMALL ZIPLOC BAG WITH CARROTS AND CELERY IN IT. YOU UNLOADED PART OF THE CRAPPY LUNCH THAT YOUR RESPONSIBLE PARENT GAVE YOU AND YOU MADE THE FAT KID WANT TO CRY BECAUSE THEIR MOM WASN'T GIVING THEM NICE THINGS ANY MORE.
THEN AT LUNCHTIME YOU WOULD MAKE SAY THAT THEIR MOM GAVE THEM CARROTS BECAUSE THEY WERE FAT WHILE YOU ATE THEIR CUPCAKE AND CHIPS
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Goddamn that
is advanced. The simple smash the fat kid's sugary treat was as advanced as we got when I was a lad