[Grislygus]

AND THEN A BARNEY MILLER EPISODE WAS ON LAST NIGHT THAT I WATCHED OUT OF SHEER BOREDOM AND THERE WAS ANOTHER CENSUS GUY IN THE EPISODE AND HE WAS SCREAMING IN RAGE AND I'M SITTING THERE NODDING AT EVERYTHING HE SAYS AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD BECOME A COSMIC JOKE


NO WAIT, THAT WAS EARLIER IN THE DAY WHEN I DROVE SIX MILES TO TRY AND VISIT THE GIVEN ADDRESS OF THE CONDO "HOMEOWNER'S ASSOCIATION" AT 25031, SUITE 206. ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT THERE WAS NO BULDING 25031, THE STARTED AT 25291 AND WENT UP FROM THERE, AND THE ONLY -31 IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE COMPLEX WAS 25431, WHICH CONTAINED SUITES 107-207... ONLY TO REALIZE THAT THERE WAS NO SUITE 206, ONLY SUITES 205 AND 207 I'M TRAPPED IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE FOREVER THERE IS NO ESCAPE NOW