[GAsux]

If I had three wishes, I would wish for the following:

1) Immense wealth

2) A fully functioning penis

3) The opportunity for each and everyone of you who hasn't had the opportunity to work in or with a moderate level federal agency at least once in your life. I will bet you my immense wealth and fully functional penis that it will erase 90% of your conspiracy theories.

I find it entertaining that some can argue that the same government that they feel is horribly inept and incompetent can at the same time be capable of Machiavellian conspiracies on the grandest scale, and not see the slightest bit of contradiction.

The things you think are "conspiracies" are more a result of incompetence, ineptitude, and laziness than they are a conerted plot by some faceless entity you like to call the "government".