[10,000 Volt Ghost]

So for my friends birthday party we got a bunch over to drink at his house. Bunch of girls/guys/beer. My cousin ended up hooking up with this one girl. My friend offered his bedroom but just not to fuck up or cum on his bed. My cousin went down on this girl and she was about to come but he didn't want to fuck up the bed so bust out a can of altoids for her to cum into. Then he forgot about them and left them on the basement table later on where the rest of us were drinking.

I was drunk, found the altoid can proceeded to eat the entire can. A short while later my cousin was like "oh shit. Anyone see a can of altoids?" With a big drunken smile I'm like "Hahaha, I ate em all." Then he explained to me that they were filled with girl cum. He was "A...how did you not notice they were all soggy and gross. And B....who the fuck eats a whole can of altoids?"