At first I was calling it SARS, but now I know it's bad enough that I must have been biten by a prarie dog and I just don't remember it. I've already ejected a metric ton of bloody mucus today from my various orifaces. And in addition to the other symptons that someone who doesn't complain as much as me would attribute to a common cold, I also have a quater-inch wide kankersore right on the inside of my lower lip.
I'm sick as a cancer patient and I have open sores. I really can't think of anything it could be except for monkey pox. At least my claw-hammer wound is healing.
