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Originally Posted by King Hadas
I heard the game was sexist because they turned Samus into a gross weakling. I haven't played it myself though.
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I haven't gotten to the scene everyone seems to be complaining about where Ridley shows up and she starts freaking the fuck out, but the phrase I'd use to describe Samus so far is "characterless, deadpan retard." That Smash Bros Brawl shipping between her and Snake suddenly makes perfect sense; literally all of her narration is clarifying whatever completely obvious shit is happening on-screen at the time. It's amazing how giving her a speaking role managed to make her seem like more of an emotionally stunted robot than when she had Gordon's Syndrome.
Also, she's suddenly got ridiculous baby-birthing hips. I don't even know what the fuck, there.
Actually playing it is awesome, though. It's kinda like if Devil May Cry didn't suck a giant shitlog.