[Big Papa Goat]

Mitch Hedberg
"My apartment is infested with koala bears. Its the cutest infestation ever!"
Bill Hicks
"I wanna hang with you and play twister! 'Thats pornographic!'"
George Carlin
"After I stick this red hot poker up my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"
Dave Chapelle
"They even got a pimp on that show! (Sesame Street) They don't come out and say it though, they call him the count"
Dave Attell
"I like that story, because it starts out really manly, and ends kinda queer."
Dennis Leary
"I love the name alone- Capital N, small y, GIANT FUCKING Q!"
I gotta say though, Mitch Hedberg, best comedian ever!
I like Dave Atell, and I really liked his show on Comedy Central, Insomniac, but my problem with the comedy routine of his that I have is that he pretends to have an Irish accent! Goddamit, stick with the jewish new yorker accent, its good enough for a comedian