[Zhukov]

The last time I was attacked by a spider was a few days ago when I was getting out of the shower. After I came too, I decided that the practical solution to encountering a spider of any kind is to deal death to it in the quickest time possible. Using my skill with a cricket bat, I parried it's clumsy advances and countered back with deft strokes, incapacitating it in a short time, and then finishing it off within the next few minutes. This was a good outcome since I was alive and it was dead, unable to breed and create potentially hundreds more spiders.