[Zhukov]

So I'm friends with some of the local roller derby team members, and they had a fund raiser roller disco event tonight, so I went. It was pretty good and I'm no slouch on the skates, but when they played Thriller I started doing dance moves and wasn't watching where I was going, I slammed straight into a little kid and he smashed his face on the ground.

We all had to stop and his mum came and collected him and they went to the hospital to get his face checked out. It wasn't ALL my fault since he was trying to zip in front of me like a little bitch. Plus it wasn't really meant for kids since there was booze and swearing.

Fantastic night though.