[blood_panther]

So I was sitting around playing some minecraft when what should appear at my door? why it's my secret Santa gift from none other then Samfucius!

Spoilers!

The box was big. as were my hopes for the contents. inside I found a bunch of goodies each attached to numbered envelope. so starting at the beginning I started checking out my loot. turns out it was a specialty kit designed to turn me into the perfect man.....8 pages of instructions were included to help me on this glorious quest. well I'm already pretty manly but what the heck I could always do with a few more manly points. first up were 4 bags of army men......well actually 2 bags of army men, 1 bag of cowboys and Indians and 1 bag of....firemen? amusingly the firemen look the most dangerous with their axe wielding ways. but these weren't just any army men they were veteran army men! you could tell do to the lack of limbs on some of them. I think that last one had an unfortunate accident with a pipe of some sort. also included with the army men was a CD I could listen to as i made my army fight itself... The CD case broke in the mail and got pretty scratched up. the first track is unlistenable.....luckily Samfucius in his manly wisdom made all 5 tracks the same song! A very manly viking Dirge. all labeled track 1-5 so I'm not sure of the real name of the song, but it's all kinds of sweet. My new-found army and I proceeded to open up the next gift. 8 bags of fake mustashes! Only five are pictured because within an instint of me seeing them, me and my friends tried them on. but as I said I am already pretty manly and of course have a kicking goatee of my own. the fake mustaches don't stick to hair very well, but that wasn't going to stop me! next up came a manly survival guide. nothing more manly then junior novels. this one even came with 8 pages of color photos! I figure if anyone could sit through the third movie they would need a manly stomach to deal with the pain. this book should help me warm up to that. finally came the ultimate manly training device. Diplomacy the board game. this will be the perfect training tool to help me take over Europe, and besides anygame that takes at least 30 minutes a round is extreme to the max! in all I got a very nice haul. I've had a lot of fun with this secret Santa and glad I decided to join this year. many thanks to you Samfucius for the awesome gifts. I love war board games and foresee many a fun drunken night playing diplomacy.

Merry Christmas to all!