[Guitar Woman]

Doctor Who Christmas fucking owned. I would have liked it enough on its own, but I took the liberty of watching all the previous (horrible) Christmas episodes the other night, and they completely lowered my standards for television, fiction, and everything in general, allowing for suitable entertainment from Steven Moffat, a man who, unlike Russel T. Davies, has not attempted to perform a lobotomy on himself. Several lobotomies, actually, many of which were completely successful.

Also the entire special almost looks like complete shit next to the season 6 trailer right after it. Nazis! MIBs! Horrifying doll children! The Ood are back! Neil Gaiman writes an episode! IN AMERICA!

I wept blood, basically.