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Old Dec 29th, 2010, 05:08 PM       
Pretty much all of the humans in ME1 are ugly as sin

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yeah shes totally a space racist too, fuck that
That didn't really bother me as much until someone pointed it out to me. She's all "SHOULD WE REALLY LET THESE ALIENS ON THE SHIP? LISTEN TO ME I HAVE DADDY ISSUES" and I'm all "LOOK AT THEM. THEY'RE ALIENS! THAT'S SO AWESOME. Also 'aliens' outnumber humans so that's really a retarded term, dear. Might as well call them 'minorities'. Anyways I'm gonna go talk to Garrus now cause he's fucking awesome. We're gonna hunt a fucked up organ doctor guy."

This game doesn't let me rip on Ashley or high five the others as much as I want

EDIT: I just fucked Liara. "That was amazing!" "HURR NO YOU WERE AMAZING. BTW I'M SUDDENLY FULLY CLOTHED NOW." That was more awkward than my first time. I never want to fuck in a video game ever again

EDIT: Aaaand I just beat it. Most annoying final boss I've fought in awhile. Curious as to why it didn't ask me to save at the end, though I skipped the credits so maybe that's why...hopefully this won't fuck up my ME2 game.
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