[ginger]

i had a dream where i didn't piss people off..

but seriously, the other night i was on an alien warship and saved a distant planet from destruction by a miniature-giant nuclear bomb by pushing the bomb out of the way.... fortunately i took its place and was shot out going a million miles per hour. i felt like buzz lightyear. as i looked back i saw the space ship explode in a magnificent ginger fireball. but here's the thing, they completely missed the planet, so i was shot into deep space. soon enough i found myself flying at the speed of ginger kids towards god knows what, and that was about 60% of my dream. eventually i came across a giant bee hive, which was pretty much a planet, and a giant ant hole was somehow in the middle of space right next to that. i flew past the bees, narrowly avoiding a horrific death by impalement, only to be hurled onto a planet inhabited by giant scorpions. while tumbling uncontrollably through the air i was stabbed in the chest by a scorpion, but that didn't kill me. no, i got to experience being swarmed on by hundreds of giant scorpions, all stabbing me into a bloody pulp. it was awesome.
i woke up next to a smokin hot ginger girl, but then realized i was dreaming because gingers are rarely, if ever, hot. i was severely dismayed, but proceeded to fuck the ginger out of her. shortly after, i woke up with the usual morning wood and my arms looking like this:

the scorpions were real....