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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where I Started But In A Different Place
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Jun 17th, 2003, 02:32 PM
Pictures Required By Law
I have come to the conclusion that before entering a serious relationship, I would like to make the following three pictures required by law to save time:
1) A Picture Of Her Sister: Just to make sure that you're not getting "the ugly one". May prevent needless complications in the future.
2) A Picture Of Her Mother: You gotta think long-range, baby! You never know what she's hiding in those genes. She could be pushin' maximum density.
3) A Picture Of Her "Battle Face" : You have to see her at her meanest and orneriest! Like when you return from the bachelor party with a pair of panties stuck in you jacket pocket ... very much analogous to the look she might have during butt sex.
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