[Guitar Woman]

Well, maybe some people are severely creeped out by the thought of putting one of their body parts literally inside of someone else and then spurting slime all over them, or if you're a girl, having it the other way around, which sounds even worse. Maybe some people don't like being touched by other people at all, maybe they think it's uncomfortable. Maybe they can't handle the laundry bill. Maybe they think the sight of two people doing it is the visual equivalent of the Spanish language in fucking ugliness; if sex and Spanish were people, they'd be zeldasbiggestfan and that Vila person. Maybe they're confounded by the fact that the world around them pretty much revolves around people trying to fuck each other, and have devoted their time to doing less retarded stuff. Maybe they've got a stimulant habit on and can't perform properly. It could be any number of things!