[Big Papa Goat]

What do ravers do? They go to some warehouse, listen to music that hurts your ears unless your hopped up on ecstacy, and dance en masse. So, my problem with rave culture is that it is dominated by bad music, bad drugs, (ecstacy=shitty drug for yuppies), and dancing. I hate dancing, and therefore, there can be nothing good about raves. Therefore, ravers must finally understand the error of their ways, and repent before all is lost. In conclusion, eat a dick