Since you already know what my favorite brand of toothpaste is (Water), I figured instead I'd share some Art Shit.
I have no idea if these are any good, but I enjoy sculpting a lot, it's relaxing.
Kablammo.
Pow.
Ping.
Gurk.
Snapple.
Comments welcome; feel free to say if it sucks, or it's good, or what could be changed to make it suck more. I'm between projects at the moment, so I have no idea what's next. Probably something simple. The last one took three years.