I watched Bridezillas last night and this woman was on:
...so naturally she made an unwelcome appearance in my dream later.
I dreamed I went to her house to buy a big dining room table from her. She was being generally bitchy and dismissive for someone who was trying to sell a table. I would ask her a question and she wouldn't even look up at me, she'd just say "I don't know" and continue to text. The table was disassembled, and I asked her where the legs were.
"I don't know." (text text text)
So I looked around and found four possible candidates for the table legs. Two were round and varnished, two were square and painted mustard-yellow. I said, "are these the legs?"
"I don't know." (text text text)
At that point in the dream I was getting pretty pissed off at her and I saw this steep stairway to her attic behind the table. I decided to climb the stairway and hunt for the legs up there. On my way up, I happened to glance up and see a small round window at the top of the staircase. Splayed out in the window (which was about the diameter of a basketball) was a spider large enough to completely cover it.
I went whoooaaaaa and slid backwards down the staircase, told her those table legs were just fine, and scuttled out of there.
End of dream.