[Mad Melvin]

I dreamt that Porcupine Tree came to play in my town. The gig was in this sleazy and cheap nighclub for some reason. I was still excited, 'cause i've liked the band for years and was hoping to hear some new material.

And I did.

The gig was on the dance floor and there was no one else from the band expect the lead singer, Steven Wilson. DJ announced him on the stage and he came to the dance floor with a microphone and started rapping about "Big booty bitches" and proceeded to make some awkward brakedance moves. I was so dissapointed and embarrassed for him, that I just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible, but all of the exits were locked. Thank god I woke up, so I didn't have to see the rest of the show.