I got the chance to meet maynard james keenan after a tool show that I went to. I asked him to sign his name on a dollar bill. He signed it and then someone handed him a 20 dollar bill to sign his name on it. MJK looked at me and said 'you're a cheap bastard.' Everyone laughed.
I met violent J after he washed the paint off his face. Despite the fact that I enjoy his music, I didn't like him very much. He asked me how to say 'clown love' in sign language. Instead, I taught him how to sign 'jesus loves you.'
I ran into Louie Anderson and had this i-wanna-kick-you-in-the-nuts-so-you-cannot-have-kids-to-follow-you-in-your-footsteps thoughts in my head during our meeting.