[Daphne]

Here are the people who I've met:

Emo Phillips pretty much just talked to me cause I was sitting in the front row during his act, and I was a 16 year old girl dressed like a tramp, but he was really nice after the show and gave me air kissies.

I saw John Neville in a play, at Stratford (Ontario) and he winked at me.

I saw Harland Williams at a party at the Masonic Temple (where horrible Mike Bullard tapes his shows...he's the guy Tom Green made barf with the dead raccoon) but we didn't talk. He smiled at me though! Then I got drunk and peed on the balcony, TAKE THAT BULLARD!


I also met some of the Kids in The Hall:

Kevin McDonald is just fucking funny, I saw him crossing the street and I said "why, I know you!" and he yelled "I'm SORRY!" in that funny voice he does and ran off looking over his shoulder at me. I saw him again once, when I was trick or treating on the street he lives on, only he was dressed like an old lady and in full make-up.

Bruce McCulloch is by far the sweetest. I see him all the time, walking his dog, and he always says hi and is friendly. I met him at a comedy show (Corky and the Juice Pigs, back when they were indy and funny.....met them too!) and I asked for his autograph for me, and my friend who wasn't there. He was so nice about it and wrote 'Hello Sweet Daphne' and then said "Ok, I'm gonna draw a line then do hers down here, ok?" which I thought was just adorable . And he wrote 'Suzanne, where were you??'.

Mark McKinney I didn't really meet, but he was unlocking his bike outside a coffee shop, and I saw him through the window and waved frantically, and he did it back to me, for a good 60 seconds before he rode off.



I've met a bunch of Canadian celebs, like Ralph Benmurgui (who's a sleazy fucking pervert) and Colin Mocherie (sp?), who I passed on the street and said 'Hi' to. And I've met all the lame Much Music VJ's, because they work around the corner from me.

I think that's it...