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Ancient Mariner
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Jul 6th, 2011, 04:30 AM
I don't even qualify. The informal test, with 15 symptoms that you need to score 8 out of to have ADDI or ADHD? My entire life, I've scored 6 on ADDI and 3 on ADHD.
THAT MEANS I HAVE THE FUCKING SYMPTOMS, BUT NOT ENOUGH TO HAVE THE DISORDER. BUT FUCK IT, WE'LL TREAT YOU ANYWAY! HERE'S A PILL COCKTAIL! COME BACK IN TWO WEEKS! IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WE'LL GIVE YOU MORE! WE'LL GIVE YOU DIFFERENT ONES! WE'LL KEEP FUCKING DOING IT AND TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT EVER, EVER, EVER, RECONSIDERING OUR DIAGNOSIS OR PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU SAY YOUR PROBLEMS ARE
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
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