HERE'S AN IDEA: LET'S KILL ED HARRIS HALFWAY THROUGH THE MOVIE! SHOCKING, RIGHT? WHAT A BALLSY MOVE! SHAME THAT HE, UH, WASN'T GIVEN A SINGLE GODDAMN THING TO DO.
AND LET US NOT FORGET THE AWKWARD "MAFIA DAD" MONOLOGUE. GOOD JOB ON THAT WHOLE 'ACTING' THING, KID!
OOH, OOH!
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HE REALLY DID USED TO WORK FOR THE MOB! WOW, DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! HANG ON, KIDS, TIME FOR BITCHTASTIC MCWIFEFACE TO HAVE ANOTHER TEN MOOD SWINGS IN THREE MINUTES! SHE'S ANGRY! SHE'S CRYING! SHE'S LAUGHING! SHE'S ANGRY! SHE'S TENDER AND VULNERABLE! SHE'S PUKING! NOW SHE'S LAUGHING AGAIN! NOW SHE'S FURIOUS THAT HER HUSBAND SUCCESSFULLY KILLED THE MAN WHO WAS GOING TO MURDER HER FAMILY. OH, CRONENBERG |