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Originally Posted by Spaghetti
WINONA STOLE MY COOKIES, THAT THIEVING BITCH

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Originally Posted by Spaghetti
My son's in the air force

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I'm sure he has a very good reason for never calling me. Military stuff, you see. Top Secret.

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NO! NO! I WON'T TAKE MY MEDICINE! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! IF YOU DON'T BACK OFF I'M GOING TO SHIT MYSELF RIGHT HERE, I SWEAR TO GOD

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I USED TO BE SOMEBODY! I WAS IN PICTURES! HAD A BIG HOUSE WITH A NEGRO AND EVERYTHING

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JACKSON, DAMMIT, I WANT MY JELLO! GIVE ME MY JELLO, JACKSON! GET IT FOR ME! JACKSON, YOU LOUSY JEW BASTARD, DON'T IGNORE ME OR YOU'RE FIRED


Jackson? Jackson, where's Jackson, oh God, he died, didn't he? What year is it? NO, I WON'T CALM DOWN, WHAT YEAR IS IT? OH JESUS, WHAT YEAR IS IT

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You're talent show can suck my flaccid old-man dick, I'm not going anywhere! ROCKFORD FILES TIME

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Why doesn't my son call me anymore?



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