I used to be extremely weirded out by the people that dressed up their dogs. Now I've finally realized that they don't do so because of the delusion that their pets are somehow human, but because they enjoy humiliating animals. That is why I am going to inflict this upon my dog for Halloween.
http://www.target.com/Banana-Split-P.../dp/B003L97R1W
Some kinda' gay tooth with back tumors.