[Zhukov]

Speaking of poverty; I'm just checking in here from the State Library, since my internet is down for the time being.

Things that have happened: Not a lot.

Oh, I did finally do it with a Lesbian Roller Derby girl. They call me 'The Remedy' (can cure any queerness) now. She chained me up and beat me, but I didn't mind it. My only problem now is how to get her out of my flat and stop eating my food.

See you next month for an update that nobody cares about!