[Kitsa]

Our neighbors collect scrap metal, but they know how skeevy this house was and are staying away. It's just a big pile of cheap broken furniture, ancient pee-stained mattresses, rolls of filthy carpet and whatnot.

I can pretty much sum up the people with this anecdote: I had a garage sale (not the shitbomb garage sale, this one was later) and the guy waddled over and bought an electric hedge-trimmer. He went back to his house, gathered the family, laid out flat on the driveway and hedge-trimmed about a foot of grass, yelling, "LOOK, AH'M MOWIN' THE LAWN!" Then they all had a good laugh and went inside. In about a month, the mowed spot caught back up with the rest of the yard.