[mburbank]

"I guess I can be a man then after I join up. You know, a man? Something your wife won't know about unless she pays me a visit."

"I never said anything about your wife's sexuality."

"Besides rape/manipulation of someone young, dicks had to go into pussies and sperm had to be ejaculated to make a kid by everyone's free will."

"I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while, unless it was a family member."

"I am going on a date tonight. Hot lil' latino chick, as per my friend's description."

"Watched my friend get a lap dance from 4 fine women"

"Got to feel the difference between a 35DDD natural breast and a 34D implant"

"Got some underwater handjob action"

"My dick is the sex, baby. Ask your mother."

"I paid a visit to your mother and made her drink my cum from a tropical drink glass."

"go back in the kitchen beyotch and make me a steak."

"Your attitude is what happens when we give women the right to vote and think their opinions matter."