[mburbank]

At a local estate sale I found a preserved length of Lower Intestine, which I purchased for a mere $1.23. It was on a blanket marked "All Items $1.29, but I 'jewed' the grieving widow 'down'.

Genetic tests later revealed the intestine was mine.

I returned to the house to demand a refund, but found it abandoned and in a state of advanced decay. A local boy delivering 'grit' by bicycle informed me the house had been empty since he'd moved to the neighborhood, four years ago.



After thinking about it for a moment, I pushed him off his bike.