Regarding the Marx comment, the Marx brothers are regarded as among the greatest comedy teams of all time by many respected comedians. The joke is your comedic knowledge is so lacking that your favorite comedian is Karl Marx (who happens to be your big hero, so it is a double burn). The part where you are dumb is you didn't realize this.
Now that I have explained what should have been a pretty basic joke I will move on to mocking you more.
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Originally Posted by Zhukov
No, it doesn't make sense, why would I laugh at Karl Marx? You're trying to make fun of me being a socialist, you shouldn't say I'm laughing at him you moron
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What you haven't heard some classic Karl Marx jokes?
(reading these in a Russian accent gives them the full effect)
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I just flew in from Siberia and boy are my arms.... actually that is lie, nobody can be affording to fly"
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Take my wife please, I can no afford to feed her under glorious communist system filled with glorious shortages"
"Homeless comrade walks up to me and say, 'I have not had bite to eat in weeks' I say, 'of course, nobody can afford to be eating with the food shortages' "
"Homeless comrade walks up to me and says, "can you spare 50 rubles for sandwich?" I say, "If I had 50 rubles i would be in breadline for sandwich of my own"
Good stuff, no wonder you like his comedic stylings.