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Originally Posted by Emu
What
Was he just like "JEWWWWW" and leaped on you?
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I was standing in line to buy blank CD-Rs for a reason that escapes me now. In walks this Eastern European lookin mother fucker, anti-semite written all over him. He wears an unwashed t-shirt with a deer on it and smells like a gym locker room. He looks at me and some other dude in line and says, "HELLO SHLONKY DONKY (to the other guy), WHAT'S UP JEWISH JEW (to me)!?"
He walks up to me.
"Shalom!"
"Uh, I'm not Jewish."
"Oh really? What are you then?"
"That's none of your fucking business."
That made him rill mad.
"Fuck you, you homosexual! I'll kick your ass! You see this? *grabs his shirt and pulls it out, as if there is a badge on it* CIA!"
At this point security comes over and he got really violent and they threw him to the ground.
It was a very strange beginning to my day.