I will NEVER buy a box of chocolates
Then you're a fool. Those chocolates are damned tasty! The whitman's samplers with the chocolate caramels!!!!!!
It's the obnoxious pink plush toys 'n crap that I hate. It's like the entire world becomes pink for a day and you're supposed to give your loved one something like this:
Re and I are gonna go out for a nice dinner that night... sure as hell beats a goddamned stuffed bear.
If you're gonna give somebody a plush bear on Valentine's Day, it had damned well better be a Mori Chack bear:
