[elx]

usps/ups both claim that they do not have my package, and each are blaming the other and denying responsibility for it's disappearance. the result is now that I have two completely contradictory tracking statements, three days since the last update, and it was supposed to be here last week.

the amusing part of this story is that I only ordered this package to temporarily satiate my desire for a pet tortoise.. and I came REALLY close to ordering that almost-hatching egyptian tortoise egg online. boy am I now glad they lost a book and not a living $250 dinosaur egg.