[Zhukov]

I was in Queensland earlier this year on business, and unfortunately I had to go with a fat co-worker. On some time off we had he convinced me to go in this 'AMAZING MAZE' there, he'd been in before and told me it was a once in a life time experience... $25 to get in, and it was just mirrors and weird music for about ten minutes, before they took a photo of the "awesome time" we were having.

Him with a big grin on his face and wide eyed, me sneering and wishing I was somewhere else.

He then bought the photo for an extra $14, and scanned it as his desktop when we got back.