It takes a while to get someone good to talk to you. 90% of the time I get people that answer back once or leave right away or actually play along.
I once got someone that was amazed when I told him stuff about himself. After unsuccessful attempts to guess who it was I told him that I was sent from the government to watch over him. The poor bastard started freaking out saying stuff "OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS? WHAT THE HELL?". It didn't occur to him that all his information was IN HIS PROFILE. HE WROTE IT FOR ALL TO SEE. He probably got all upset because there was a part in his profile that said something about doing drugs all the time and killing people and having a criminal record (you know, stuff gothic 16-year-old people that are in chess club at school write in their profile to make them seem tough).
It was the best chat ever and I didn't record it.
