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Feb 10th, 2003, 08:12 PM
I lost my virginity when I was a fetus. The nurse saw me on the ultrasound and she was all like, "omg he is so the SEX!"
And so she did me. It was cool. Ya, and I'm better than all of you.
Sexual PSA: lapdances are fun, but messy if they go on too long. Take frequent restroom breaks to clean your shorts of excess semen.
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