[Anonymous]

...So pissed off salesman's Dad says to him come on son, it ain't gonna suck itself!
BADUMBUM!

Hey folks it's the Retro Kat trying to be funny! Do any other impressions?
BADUMBUM!

Hey where's Capt. Bubba? I figured he'd be in on this, by now, I guess that virgin's to busy jacking off to the naked pictures that Retro Kat sent to him!
BADUMBUM!

You still with me folks?

Retro Kat:
This ain't last fucktard standing, get the fuck off the stage and sit down! And if you can't sit down maybe you should stop shoving transformers up your ass, shit gargler!

So Rongi and Kellychaos were sucking each other off when...