Why is it that the use of the apostrophe has declined over the past years? What is so hard about typing that one extra key? Is the rule too hard, maybe? "How do i know where to put it?" a young moron may find himself asking one day. Gee, it's not like it's been drilled into his brain since first grade that it shows ownership, now has it? Oh, is that, like, when someone owns something, you put it in their name BEFORE THE "S"?
Honestly, WHAT THE FUCK? Is it that fucking hard to use that little tickmark in a word? Shit, people aren't even using it in their signs and advertisements anymore. If Edna owns the cafe, it's Edna's, not EDNAS.
Or, what about the guy that abuses the shit out of the apostrophe? If there's plurality involved, he just chunks the ' before the "s" at the end. Boy, do i sure wish this guy well. It's Goats, not Goat's. A pack of wild mountain GOATS, not a pack of wild mountain GOAT'S.
OR COMMA HATER. I HATE COMMA HATER. What is so goddamn tough about using the tiny little tickmarks in your everyday language that makes you desire to write so it's FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO READ? If i had a nickel for every review i had to add an apostrophe or comma to, i sure as hell wouldn't be working for free anymore.
Or, what about I DON'T CAPITALIZE THINGS GUY? Die, die, die, die, die. I hope that I DON'T CAPITALIZE THINGS GUY festers in his own vomit as he lays in his death bed, suffering from a horrible case of Leprosy and Severe Butt Rot.
