Alias: Candy Pants
Gender: Hemaphrodite
Location: Cali
Age: 19
Looking for: God
Marital Status: Empty
Ethnicity: Native american and welsh

Hair: Dark blonde and unwashed
Eyes: Blue
Body Type: Hot as hell, and with that hour glass figure, 115 pounds!
Education: HIGH SCHOOL DROP OUT
Employment: NONE
Profession: SEE ABOVE
Religion: SEE ABOVE
Religious Services: Stealing money from the donation tray
Political Views: Politics suck

Smoking: BUd, cryst-al
Drinking: Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Vodka. Steel reserve?
Kids: ZERO
Wants Kids: FUCK NO, I HATE WALRUS'
Groups: What the fuck?
Interests: PLUSH
More about me: I like stuff, stuff that can be wrought.
What I am looking for: Money and somebody to leech off of, and gifts.
Conversation Starters: umm, "Want to get faded?" "Give me a gravity, I damn your houuuussseeeee"