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Mocker
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Jul 7th, 2003, 06:00 PM
THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
1. Crash my car through a hotel lobby and get out and ask "where are all the whores at!"
2. Go to hooters and double take when I see the waitress and mispronounce words when I order
3. Chase a secretary around a desk untill she shouts "I'm not that kind of secretary!!"
4. Do something so weird and crazy that it makes a wino throw away his bottle of booze.
5. Pose as a doctor and give breast examinations at a High School or College.
6. Invent a cuss
7. Nintendo Nintendo Nintendo!
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