[kahljorn]

"kahljorn, you should have had sex with her. I am sure I am not the only one who has had Willy Wonka sex fantasies"

lol, i have another friend who was there with me. He kept coming on to her and shit, then her son got all pissed and threatened to commit suicide while my friend passed out on the drumset. She kept carving tattoos into us and some guy came over and she threatened to kill him with a gun. The point of the story? Um. Oh, my friend that fell on the drumset is always talking about sticking his dick in the oompa loompa. She's too short and round for my tastes, though. She's like as tall as she is wide. Like a teapot.